Mein Ergebnis:
Hippo
Genus and Species:
Hippopotamus amphibius
Collective Term:
A huddle of hippos
Careers and Hobbies
Collection Agent
Chef
Food critic
Receptionist
Baking
Eating
Knitting
Soap operas
Collection Agent
Chef
Food critic
Receptionist
Baking
Eating
Knitting
Soap operas
Famous Hippos
Roseanne
Shelly Winters
Julia Child (ich kenne sie nur aus dem Film Julie & Julia wo ich sie ganz toll finde!)
Roseanne
Shelly Winters
Julia Child (ich kenne sie nur aus dem Film Julie & Julia wo ich sie ganz toll finde!)
"Hippopotamus personalities are easy to identify. Of impressive physical
bulk, they invariably attempt to disguise their size and ponderous
movements. Wallowing in loose-fitting clothes or large tent dresses,
their uncomfortable dimensions are the result of a compulsive eating
habit. This massive bulk triggers an overwhelming hunger, and a hippo's
life is centered around food and its preparation.
Most hippos never really accept themselves for who they are. Traditionally viewed as jolly fat people, they have tried every diet on the market. The hippo's heart is a cauldron of powerfully conflicting feelings and the average hippo loves to wallow in this emotional stew. It's not that a hippo gets angry more often than others, it's just that its emotion tends to be magnified to an outrageous degree. In fact, the wild variety of hippo kills more people than any other predator in Africa, including the malevolent crocodile.
Hippos carry around a great deal of unrequited anger from hurtful experiences in their youth, and although they're generally peaceful they can be aggressive when provoked. Consequently, others avoid them, further adding to their sense of alienation.
Despite this occasionally destructive behavior, there is no bigger heart beating in the animal kingdom. Hippos are loving, warm, creatures who are concerned with the emotional well-being of everyone they know.
Food acts as a salve for hippos' loneliness and alienation, and with their intimate knowledge of it they are excellent chefs and food critics. Extraordinarily fond of children they often volunteer for baby-sitting duties, finding solace in the unjudgmental nature of youth. Hippos are the first to bake cookies for the local school.
For some reason the IRS hires hippo personalities in large numbers - probably because of their aggressive and intimidating demeanor when agitated. Like the elephant personality, a hippo has a wonderfully rich voice. The deep resonance produced by their bulk, together with their desire to hide from society, makes them perfect for the role of a phone receptionist, operator, or even a phone sex actor"
Most hippos never really accept themselves for who they are. Traditionally viewed as jolly fat people, they have tried every diet on the market. The hippo's heart is a cauldron of powerfully conflicting feelings and the average hippo loves to wallow in this emotional stew. It's not that a hippo gets angry more often than others, it's just that its emotion tends to be magnified to an outrageous degree. In fact, the wild variety of hippo kills more people than any other predator in Africa, including the malevolent crocodile.
Hippos carry around a great deal of unrequited anger from hurtful experiences in their youth, and although they're generally peaceful they can be aggressive when provoked. Consequently, others avoid them, further adding to their sense of alienation.
Despite this occasionally destructive behavior, there is no bigger heart beating in the animal kingdom. Hippos are loving, warm, creatures who are concerned with the emotional well-being of everyone they know.
Food acts as a salve for hippos' loneliness and alienation, and with their intimate knowledge of it they are excellent chefs and food critics. Extraordinarily fond of children they often volunteer for baby-sitting duties, finding solace in the unjudgmental nature of youth. Hippos are the first to bake cookies for the local school.
For some reason the IRS hires hippo personalities in large numbers - probably because of their aggressive and intimidating demeanor when agitated. Like the elephant personality, a hippo has a wonderfully rich voice. The deep resonance produced by their bulk, together with their desire to hide from society, makes them perfect for the role of a phone receptionist, operator, or even a phone sex actor"
Eines meiner vielen, mir angedichteten Alter Egos ist übrigens Gloria aus Madagascar. Besonders mein werter Herr Gemahl nennt mich gerne so. Grr. Ach und kennt jemand das Ballett tanzende Nilpferd bei Fantasia? Vor Disneyland steht ein Busch der so in Form geschnitten ist, inklusive Tutu. Muss ich noch was sagen...? ;)
Update: Der Namenlose ist auch ein Nilpferd, das will er aber natürlich nicht hören. Pah.
Update: Der Namenlose ist auch ein Nilpferd, das will er aber natürlich nicht hören. Pah.
